After a Thorough Birthday Card

Text reads: "After a thorough review of public records, it has been determined by those responsible for chronicling such things that this is not the first birthday card in the history of printed matter to employ the word "happy." It is not the first to use the word, "birthday." It is not the first to use the words, "to" and "you." And while it isn't, surprisingly, the first to use the word, "poo," it is the first to use the word "poo" three times. Poo." 

Put your personalized message in the Custom Comments box and I will write it in the card for you (150 character max).

Blank inside, printed on heavy matte finish card stock measuring 5.75" square and includes an oatmeal colored envelope.

Printed using classic letterpress technique by Lane Foard of Squibnocket Cards in San Francisco, CA, available exclusively at Arcadia while supplies last!