Happy Birthday Smoking Clown Card
Cover reads "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" in red ink on a gold background with a sad, disheveled looking clown smoking a stogie, holding a pointer in one hand and an open card in the other.
Inside of card reads, "Okay, I"m not sure if this will work, but let's try it.
- Act like you're reading something personal I wrote in your card.
- After a couple of seconds, laugh as though I wrote something very funny. In fact, tilt your head back when you laugh so it looks extremely funny.
- Now nod your head as though I wrote something very serious and heartfelt Maybe touch your heart and exhale, but don't make it look forced.
- Okay, now close the card, look at me and mouth the words, "thank you".
Card measures 7" x 5", printed on recycled matte finish heavy card stock paper and comes with a green craft envelope.
Made in California.
