Your Life Is Like a Movie Birthday Card

Cover reads "YOUR LIFE IS LIKE A MOVIE." in black ink with white dots within the black, on a blue background with a bucktoothed smiling creature with a large oval fuzzy head, oversized hands, a striped suit and tie and sneakers.

Inside of card reads, "Spoiler alert: you die at the end. Happy Birthday!!!"

Card measures 7" x 5", printed on recycled matte finish heavy card stock paper and comes with a green craft envelope.