Not That Our Opinions Break Up Card
Card reads: "Not that our opinions are worth anything here, but sweet mother of Abraham Lincoln, we're glad you stopped seeing that guy. He was so sensationally wrong for you. Honestly, he didn't look much better than those unpolished, third-tier news anchors who get the call on Christmas Day. He dressed as if he were going to a Mobile Home Expo. And was that him dancing or a sugared-up six year old riding a Hippity Hop? So onward you go, free, single, and wiser for it."
Put your personalized message in the Custom Comments box and I will write it in the card for you (150 character max).
Blank inside, printed on heavy matte finish card stock measuring 5.75" square and includes an oatmeal colored envelope.
Printed using classic letterpress technique by Lane Foard of Squibnocket Cards in San Francisco, CA available exclusively at Arcadia, while supplies last!