• Absolutely No Mom Mothers Day Card

Absolutely No Mom Mothers Day Card


Text Reads, "Absolutely no mom, not the one who tied the first double knot, first groomed hair with saliva or first counted to three, not the Mom who made the first last-minute, late-night, science fair volcano, nor the Mom who perfected Triplicate Linguistics ("You want me to separate you two? Is that what you want? You want to be separated?), and no, not even the Mom who first sacrificed her life, career and forever bathroom privacy deserves greater admiration than you do."

Put your personalized message in the Custom Comments box and I will write it in the card for you (150 character max).

Blank inside, printed on heavy matte finish card stock measuring 5.75" square and includes an oatmeal colored envelope.

Printed using classic letterpress technique by Lane Foard of Squibnocket Cards in San Francisco, CA, available exclusively at Arcadia while supplies last!