You Could Easily Pass for 29 Birthday Card

Cover reads "YOU COULD EASILY PASS FOR 29." in black ink on a textured faded blue background with a snaggle toothed, floppy eared, large horned creature wearing a college letter sweater and harlequin slippers. 

Inside of card reads, "Of course, you'd have to explain to people that you've had a very hard life, and that's why you look so much older than a normal 29-year-old. Happy Birthday!"

Card measures 7" x 5", printed on recycled matte finish heavy card stock paper and comes with a green craft envelope.

Made in California.